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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Meet the "prince of dragons" that started the tyrannosaur dynasty - Earth.com

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This Quirky Accessory Can Actually Make Walking Easier And Boost Heart Health - HuffPost

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

When it's time to think about AI for recruitment process automation?

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What Happens to Your Blood Pressure When You Eat Grapefruit Every Day? - Verywell Health

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Rabid fox bites person in Raleigh - WRAL.com

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

Scientists Have Figured Out Exactly How Much Time Drinking Takes Off Your Life - AOL.com

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

Google Confirms Most Gmail Users Must Upgrade All Their Accounts - Forbes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Gucci Owner Picks Auto Executive for One of Global Luxury’s Top Jobs - WSJ

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

Apple Seeds Second Developer Betas of iOS 26 and iPadOS 26 - MacRumors

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

Do you think it is likely that Maegor was presented a young dragon at some point, almost to the point of full-bonding, only to scorn it for Balerion in the end? If so, which one could it have been?

Still no good

Just Forget it!

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Then came..